In a psychedelic swamp, Ramo, Matt Furie’s newest chaos agent, swiped Strawberry in Bloom’s prized glittery crocs, sparking a meme-fueled chase. Strawberry, the sassy frog queen, hopped after Ramo, yelling, “Those sparkles are my vibe, you furry thief!” Zeus, Pepe’s chill dog with a peace-sign chain, just grinned and muttered, “Bro, drama’s not my brand.” Gasspas the Cat, Ramo’s smug nemesis, livestreamed the whole mess on Ethereum, purring, “This is gonna pump my token to the moon!”

Brett and Landwolf, sipping boba in the Boy’s Club treehouse, bet on who’d win: Strawberry’s sass or Ramo’s scamper. By dusk, Mystery the Frog from The Night Riders rolled up on a pink dolphin, tossing glitter bombs to calm everyone down. The swamp erupted in laughter as Ramo tripped into a pile of Wat the Rat’s bug snacks, and Strawberry reclaimed her crocs, declaring, “Next time, I’m minting these as NFTs!”